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Discussion in 'Lessons learned the hard way by Mr. Wiggley' started by Mr. Wiggley, Nov 7, 2015.

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  1. Mr. Wiggley

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    I just puked.
  2. Li631

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    Name and number only... the thought of that has me vomiting profusely.... make it stop lol
  3. centurionman

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    nah, not a real story although I've been with providers where that situation wouldn't have surprised me if it did happen. I suppose if it ever happened, I would probably throw up in my mouth.
  4. vad1

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    Jeez, c-man!

    If that's a true story, let's read the full review, lol!

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  5. centurionman

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    You are on top and trying to fuck a provider but it won't go in...she says "wait a minute", picks her scab and you go in on the puss.
  6. Mr. Wiggley

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    You trust the slut and leave the money on the dashboard !!!!
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  7. vad1

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    Started hobbying early, Mr. B.

    Lol.

    Not 20s, but not octogenarian either!

    On that spectrum, more left than right, if you get my drift.

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  8. genius

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    That guy should be careful when he parks there - I heard there may be a couple of nails on the ground that may end up in two of his tires.
  9. Banacek

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    Geez, vad, you must be a lot older than I assumed to know about these old-timers and some of the long-forgotten places like Julie's. From your multi-hour sessions, I pictured you as a guy in your twenties.
    I guess you are probably more like this:
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  10. Mr. Wiggley

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    Or someone tied the provider up for 12 hours a day.
  11. vad1

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    I remember one of the past posters here: BigMadMike.

    Prolific.

    Had more than 8000 posts.

    Mongers would be waiting for him to review someone; if it was a positive, the girl was basically set! So busy, that I think he mentioned something similar to what you said.

    It is said that a provider was reported to be busy for 2 years, following that one good review.

    Legend!

    V
    As above.

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  12. Banacek

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    Man, there's a story in there somewhere.
  13. kbpro

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    The SCPD knocks on your door about a car in the neighborhood with a Chinese driver who speaks no english. Thankfully it all worked out. But I must include the guy who made the 911 call would go to Tender Trap all the time for HJ's. Fucking Prick.
  14. Banacek

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    Lending or advancing a provider money is the quickest way to make them go away permanently. It should only be used for that purpose.
  15. trigeek

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    Wigs is having a bad hair day!
  16. Mr. Wiggley

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    Well I've now done it twice, once very recently. Both times immediately after the money was gone so was any communication from them. Both times I thought we were "friends" not just. Another dick to fuck. Both times I was wrong.
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  17. Li631

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    Yes and no
    I loaned my services by doing work at an agreed upon price. Was paid and proceeded to ise every dime on her. We had already became friends outside the "business".
    She was there the entire time (multiple days) so it was genuinely spending time with a friend but she could have walked with $1000 in services
  18. Mr. Wiggley

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    You EVER make a loan to a girl
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  19. lovelight

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    Sophia is very busy because she's awesome and probably needed a break!
    Ashley us an active drug addict in the throws of addiction known for blowing off people.
    Victoria drug addict and wandering from town to town....texted me Monday a dozen times.had text convo with her same old same old
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  20. lovelight

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    You TOFTT and then she becomes one of the most popular UG girls and you never get to see her !
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