You know you've reached monger heaven if....

Discussion in 'Lessons learned the hard way by Mr. Wiggley' started by Mr. Wiggley, Jun 21, 2017.

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  1. TheRicker

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    Did these two wear you out?
  2. TheRicker

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    This thread is getting to be who can top who. Starting to doubt some of them.
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  3. h50

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    You both are just begging to get caught.
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  4. Kcazz

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    ......as I go to an Edison club and see my SO's best friend giving private dances. Can't run so I request a dance from her. She's freaking out.

    So I ask wtf and if her husband knows. Nope. So she asked if my SO was aware of my hobby. Nope. So now I fucked my SO best friend who I wanted to for years and now can on the reg for free.

    What's fun is when we are home and having date night. Her husband and my SO fell asleep. So we went off for some fun.
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  5. Chilidawg

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    Good luck! I have an endless supply of Blue V! Wish I could help you.
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  6. Tonto25

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    My UTR deepthroat queen has offered me a dream come true. Shes bringing a spinner friend tomorrow for a 6 hole 2 hour anything i want fuckfest. Best part is just pay her friend 200. The rest is on her. So a quick stay for 2 hours and a all i want porn fantasy for 2 bills plus room.. yes ive reached monger heaven. I wish i could find a blue pill somewhere today
    At my age 2 23 year old dirty sluts at once im gonna be needing some help.! Anyway..monger heaven has been reached! T!
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  7. Zoey

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    If you invite her to your house and she comes and gives you a service there
  8. Mr. Wiggley

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    I wanted to fuck the shit out of her mom when we worked together.
    Next best!!!
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  9. iwantagoodhj247

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    I was breaking your balls man!
    Quite frankly, if she was local and I were you, I'd keep that UTR myself!
    Great story btw
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  10. Mr. Wiggley

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    Was 3/4 of the way across the country. Just related a fun experience is all.
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  11. iwantagoodhj247

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    Hmmm... oddly enough, no link to that particular ad...i wonder why?
  12. Mongercode

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    Meaning your vacation was far figured you must be in Russia or something lol
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  13. Mr. Wiggley

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    WTF????
  14. Mongercode

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    You’re in Russia?
  15. Mr. Wiggley

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    Interesting vacation. Was feeling the urge, prowled local backpage, found a face that looked very very familiar. Called and she said I'll be over now. Hour later she shows up.
    She turned out to be the girl I thought she was. The daughter of a woman I used to work with. Had her mothers eyes, tits, and legs. Fucked, chatted, fucked again. She actually showed me her real FB page which I had already seen since her mom and I are friends. Nice girl, fun fuck, glad she is so far away.
  16. billyS

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    Well unless you've aged a lot since the last time I saw you l wouldn't take you for the grandpa type.
    BTW I took care of that AOL problem and you guessed correctly.
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  17. genius

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    Good job moderator! I was just dreading to read in the next post the ultimate insult "Your mama wears combat boots" .

    WADR Billy, I've been finding more and more that young woman do all kinds of nice things for me like hold the door at open at stores or my health club, when we head over to the checkout offer to let me ahead of them, and have no problem chatting with me over which yogurt flavor is best at supermarket, etc.
    Now it is possible it's because " mongering with young girls makes us "mature" men more comfortable around 20ish year old girls" or perhaps (and more likely IMHO) I just fondly remind them of their grandpa.
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  18. Mr. Joyboy

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    Nice and comfortable back here again, as though the roar of an intense "flame" was extinguished.
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  19. billyS

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    I think mongering with young girls makes us "mature" men more comfortable around 20ish year old girls.
    I can tell right away if there is a creepy factor and I'll back right off.
    But I find 8 out of 10 will also feel comfortable with my attention and flirt back.
    I had two similar experiences with young girls working in a big box stores. Both are at the point where if they see me first they will approach and engage me on conversation. Not bad considering the age difference.
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  20. genius

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    The best point of view a salesman should have is that if the failure rate is 9 out of 10, then each failure brings you closer to the successful 1 out of 10.
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