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Discussion in 'Lessons learned the hard way by Mr. Wiggley' started by Mr. Wiggley, Jun 21, 2017.

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  1. Mr. Wiggley

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    Speaking of hard thank god my UTR could get away from the family last night for a bit.
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  2. WizardOfAhhs

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    LOL Yes that was Assman. But it doesn't sound like there's any hard feelings about it. Shit happens. Life goes on.
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  3. Mr. Wiggley

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    Had you and ASSMAN confused. I think he is on the outs with her a little? Don't get old the mind is the second thing to go.
  4. WizardOfAhhs

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    Thank you. It was one I'll remember a long time!
    A helluva lot more than she I gave her, that's for sure. Yes, it was Hazel (I'm surprised Wiggley hadn't guessed that). She and I have never discussed price or service...we just do our thing (I've only ever booked hours), and I leave what started at 140, then I went to 160, now it's been 200/hr for the last year or so (which apparently is the going rate. 120/hh and 200 hr. But she's got the looks and skills to get 300 or more if she could get herself checked into a reasonably upscale hotel). This time around I hadn't booked any extended session, but we go past 60 minutes regularly and I was hoping she had something good planned so I figured I'd be a sport and packed 250 for her. So I go in thinking I'm going to be Mr. Generous, but after what she did to me, for 2 1/2 non-stop hours, now I feel like a cheapskate. (And yes, I did pay 55 for the room and another 20 for supplies, so I guess I was all in at 325. But from her perspective, all I had booked and planned for was an hour, so the extra two hours we were there was entirely up to her). I gotta figure anyone else looking to duplicate what I had should probably figure 350. I know Vad1 booked a 3 hour date a few months back for 450, and he seemed happy with it.
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  5. Mr. Wiggley

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    Oh shit her again!!!
  6. lightweight

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    And he secretly loves the Mets...lol..
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  7. Li631

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    Wiz's ATF is Hazel
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  8. Mr. Wiggley

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    Dick
    Lol
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  9. lightweight

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    Mr. Wigs, you want to spend 2.5 hrs with her in your car?
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  10. Mr. Wiggley

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    Is this a provider that will allow you to share name and number??
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  11. TheRicker

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    How much for 2+ hours?
  12. MayorSimpleton

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    So wishing you happy birthday would be redundant but Happy birthday :)
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  13. WizardOfAhhs

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    OMFingG. Not so much hiding as still trying to catch my breath. She was unbelievable. She held back nothing. It was without a doubt one of the top 5 love making sessions I ever had in my life (both pro & non-pro). All 2 1/2 hours of it. If I wrote a script for a movie I couldn't have written a better one. I'm working on the review now. But I'll tell you the first three words: Best. Birthday. Ever.
  14. Li631

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    And no review?
    Wiz might be in hiding here.
    I am in a very happy place and will see where it goes. Hopefully for me heaven is a place on Earth.
  15. Mr. Wiggley

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    Remind her she left out"for free"
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  16. WizardOfAhhs

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    You turn on your burner phone in the morning and read a message from your ATF that says: "Happy Birthday my luv. I'm gonna take good care of u when I see u". That'll be in a few hours. :)
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  17. Mr. Wiggley

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    I'm very lucky I met her Monday and saw her three times this week.
    She is very close to me so that makes it easier, and NEVER says no.
  18. Mongercode

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    Why do I feel like this really happened lol?
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  19. Mr. Wiggley

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    You're finally out after surgery, have a few beers, get ├╝ber horny, call your new UTR, and she puts her fuck buddy on hold to meet you and fuck the living shit outta you !!!!!
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  20. Massy

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    You pay for SS but time goes by and she's lost in it & gives you the whole hour for the same price and says 'Wow, I feel like I should be paying you'
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