Your most frightening fuck nightmare

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  1. jp1064

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  2. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    Wow.

    (I would have thought that would land squarely in the realm of 'crossing the line')

    ((Not that I don't understand the difference in irony between the two))
  3. *********

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    Most certainly.
  4. THE MIKESTER

    THE MIKESTER Bronze

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    MY MOTHER-INLAW comming to live with me. i wake up in a cold sweat.............. michael
  5. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Just as long as the chaise isnt too chaste!
  6. Bill Furniture

    Bill Furniture Flounder

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    I wanna bang a chaise lounge that a certain redhead in NJ has.
  7. justme

    justme <i>pop and click tainted</i> Vinyl ( is dead )

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    Is it OK before?
  8. jp1064

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    Typical man SW.
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    Any johns who tells me I'm too nice to be doing this after getting their rocks off.
  10. BigMadM

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    just for the record, while I wont deny I might have fucked that big broad, that wasnt me under there. I still have some hair on my head. I never said I was proud of every women I fucked.
    You guys are so fickle.
    The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin!
  11. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Dream more on point

    Now you're putting my mind to a test......can't say yes and can't say no.....its just to fucking long ago....besides....who cares ....

    But I do care....why Giovanni?
  12. Casper

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: A Dream more on point

    When you looked up, where there trees ? After all it's a park
  13. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Re: Re: Re: A Dream more on point

    Many years ago, Battery Park, having hot dog lunch on bench with my wife......splat, splat....and it wasn't a gull.
  14. Casper

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    Re: Re: A Dream more on point

    I'm suprised at you Don. What kind of italian are you if you're insinuating pigeons can shit while their in flight. I believe sea gulls are the only talented enough. They must have taken a time management class.
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  15. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Re: A Dream more on point

    Its a good thing that the pigeons flew by and not overhead!
  16. Dondee

    Dondee Herbie, DDS

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    Bill, now tell the truth, did you want to bang it?!!!!!
  17. Thorn

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    Re: A Dream more on point

    Ok, I take it back. It is worse then Bill F's.

    :D
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  18. Kimba

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    yes-Oddfellow-

    I know-feel-hear-smell-taste your pain-
    part of the dysfunction is in our make up--part of it has been trained by parents-and part beaten into us by the nightmare that we shared a bed with.
    It takes great strength to conquer your opponent-even greater to conquer your self-
  19. oddfellow4870

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    Re: oh-my-god!

    Could be. Of course, with the nightmare lurking, I refuse to make deals or jump through hoops (which is why I hobby).

    But the fear is that if the money dries up and I become infirm, she would be more than glad to play the bitch role. She can't help it. Sex is power is control, at least among the dysfunctional.
  20. Geezy Muldoon

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    Odd:

    That's a great nightmare. Very perceptive.