Your Other Hand

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by misterxyz, Jun 7, 2006.

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  1. SlickWilly

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    True, I forgot that he possesses a truly large anaconda.
  2. daengman

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    Vermeer is probably using both hands to JO.
  3. SlickWilly

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    Oh, God, I can't wait for Vermeer's answer.
  4. pusieDr.

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    z 88 ditto

    if it's not at a massge place it's watching porn click right yank left.
  5. zarathustra88

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    It's on the mouse, clicking, where else? Same reason I became a left-handed whacker. To the increasingly long list of my less than impressive talents, I now add 'ambidexterous jack-off.' Life, and technology make you flexible, whether you want to be or not.
  6. Slinky Bender

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    I use the other hand to hold the girl's face in the right spot for the facial (usually by grabbing a big handful of hair from the back of her head)
  7. DaveNJ

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    Your reputation precedes you. I figured you did. If you decide to go for it, good luck.
  8. Kimmie

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    Dont think I haven't thought about it....
  9. DaveNJ

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    Could be the opportunity you've been waiting for Kimmie :D

    Time to move in for the kill.
  10. Kimmie

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    Kinda of not related, but I saw Derek Jeters( from the NY Yankees) right hand is all bandaged up, and my first thought was.....

    Poor Baby, how does he jerk off?
  11. FlipMo

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    Anyone wanna tackle this? lol
  12. DickTheLawyer

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    I usually have a finger from Mr. Lefty in my nose. The sensation in my two heads is wonderful.
  13. Mr. User Name

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    I usually waive at passers-by.
  14. misterxyz

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    Where do you place your other hand when you masturbate? I cup my balls with it. As a kid, I watched a buddy jerking off and he put his other hand on his stomach.