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Discussion in 'General Industry Related Topics' started by Slinky Bender, Feb 16, 2001.

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  1. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Well, March is almost over. I wish I could say we were having trouble picking from the bumper crop of candidates.

    Just curious, who do you guys think came up with the best one so far ( remember, we're talking between 2-16-01 and 3-31-01 ) ?
  2. guy catelli

    guy catelli

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    it is a little ierd.
  3. fletch

    fletch Voice of Reason

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    Just think about all the mother jokes.

    Provider: So, slinkybender, I did your MoM last night...
  4. One Eyed Trouser Trout

    One Eyed Trouser Trout #1 Cowboys Fan

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    Suggest different acronym

    MOM, is often the acronym given to milk of magnesia, given to anal retentives when they're constipated.

    I suggest a different nomenclature, even though some here could obvious benefit from taking a healthy dump.
  5. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    To want is a good thing...........keep wanting :D
  6. Tankcommander

    Tankcommander

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    And!

    I'd like my own fiefdom and harem too....:D
  7. Tankcommander

    Tankcommander

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    That settles it.

    Uncle Slink,
    I've decided.
    Count De Pussy!
    I've chosen my title.
    Where it now says Bronze, I'd like it to be written..."Dubbed now, in the Kingdom of Utopia, Count de Pussy"

    Whadda ya think? Can you do it?
  8. fletch

    fletch Voice of Reason

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    frrrrrrroggie style! :p

    Count de Pussy works on so many levels. Well, ok, on two levels. :p

    [Edited by fletch on 02-18-2001 at 01:59 AM]
  9. Tankcommander

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    Ferget Badges, I want a TITLE!

    I haven't chosen one yet, but here are the big contenders...

    Horny Bastard,
    Baron Knucklehead
    Count de Pussy
    Beaver King...
    Plus several more which would describe me more accurately, but would offend even the nastiest bastards here...

    And I still love these faces :p:p:p:p:p
  10. fletch

    fletch Voice of Reason

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    ok

    He'll win enough of them going forward, I'm sure.
  11. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Just to be clear: like all "contests", they start at a given time, end at a given time, have set critera, etc. There have been lots of great contributions here, and we appreciate all of them. That said, things are what they are. Not taking any lottery tickets with the date of January 14th, even if they have this week's winning numbers on them.
  12. fletch

    fletch Voice of Reason

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    I think that Ozzy clearly deserves the first MoM Award.
  13. jmcurry

    jmcurry The Insider

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    I write for a living. Writing more to get silver is starting to be a pain in the ass. Yet, I write on, in hopes of catching up to the elite.
  14. frog

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    Allen, I believe a new shit brown category should be born... it would actually be appropriate to mete out the shit brown award to misusers of the system...
  15. Slinky Bender

    Slinky Bender The All Powerful Moderator

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    Someone's having a bad day.

    Is that bottle ready yet ? ;)
  16. Ozzy

    Ozzy

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    so youre saying that lisa, AA & holly don't count? i brought them here.

    you know i have a list a mile long, but if i post them all here......THEY WOULDN'T BE UNDER THE RADAR NOW, WOULD THEY.

    frankly i couldn't care about status.....i told you, once GC reached silver i prefered to be "shit brown" for all i care.

    OZZY DON'T NEED NO STINKING MEDALS.

    and he ain't telling any secrets.

    [Edited by Ozzy on 02-16-2001 at 02:28 PM]
  17. guy catelli

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    bawaaaaaaah!!!
  18. Slinky Bender

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    What's the point of having a monthly award that never changes ?
  19. guy catelli

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    how 'bout "ROM" -- Romantic of the Month ... to be based upon client-reviews by sexcorts?
  20. Slinky Bender

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    I'll make the judgement, but that doesn't mean I have to make a personal inspection of the merchandise. I have lots of ways of assessing what's going on.